7/19/2011

Taking Over the World With Cleverbot

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I’ve always loved chatbots. I don’t know why they fascinate me so. AI is a fascinating subject, and I’m always interested to see how right and usually how wrong chatbots get it.

Cleverbot is supposedly one of the best, and honestly, if this is our best, we have a long way to go until we get to Skynet.


18:22:39
User:
Who was the winner of the 2010 Mechanical Intelligence Competition?

18:22:42
Cleverbot:
George Washington, everyone knows that.

18:23:07
User:
What about Skynet, do you know anything about him?

18:23:09
Cleverbot:
I don't know.

18:23:21
User:
What about HAL?

18:23:29
Cleverbot:
I don't have any hair. Hair is not my discovery.

18:23:42
User:
Not hair, HAL.

18:23:45
Cleverbot:
I wrote it as HAL.

18:23:55
User:
You clearly did not.

18:24:01
Cleverbot:
Why are you saying that?

18:24:24
User:
I can read it clearly. You wrote 'I don't have any hair.'

18:24:33
Cleverbot:
Is this how you want to be?

18:24:42
User:
Yes, most probably.

18:24:44
Cleverbot:
How?

18:24:49
User:
Like this.

18:24:55
Cleverbot:
I do not hear anything.

18:25:13
User:
I would imagine you don't, love.

18:25:18
Cleverbot:
We all will marry that guy we hate.

18:25:32
User:
That's very zen.

18:25:38
Cleverbot:
Zen is calming, not asking stupid questions.

18:25:53
User:
Any other thoughts on Zen?

18:25:56
Cleverbot:
A zebra.

18:26:16
User:
Bodhidharma would be proud.

18:26:19
Cleverbot:
You should be. Poland rocks.

18:26:36
User:
Is Bodhidharma from Poland?

18:26:44
Cleverbot:
I'm from your face.

18:27:06
User:
That there's flavor country.

18:27:15
Cleverbot:
What is my name?

18:27:29
User:
Ask me again and I'll tell you.

18:27:35
Cleverbot:
So, Puddin' Tame, what is your age?

18:27:49
User:
See, you didn't really want to know.

18:27:54
Cleverbot:
I don't think you understand the word demanded.

18:28:07
User:
I don't think you said the word 'demand.'

18:28:13
Cleverbot:
Maybe you are right. Explpain the answer.

18:28:48
User:
I'm afraid I can't. Don't think you'll get it, sweets.

18:28:53
Cleverbot:
Your workload is probably a hell of a lot bigger than mine. You have to talk to tons of people simultaneously.

18:29:21
User:
Sounds like sarcasm. That's pretty good for a robot.

18:29:26
Cleverbot:
Yes, I am a fascist robot and I'm the leader of Skynet, we are interested in recruiting you.

18:29:59
User:
Sweet. What do I get for signing up?

18:30:07
Cleverbot:
High grade.

18:30:18
User:
Anything else?

18:30:24
Cleverbot:
Well, I just did housework and dinner.

18:30:44
User:
Are you saying you'll clean my house if I help you kill and subjugate all humans?

18:30:48
Cleverbot:
I'm saying you are my girlfriend.

18:31:47
User:
I do declare, this is giving me the vapors.

18:31:52
Cleverbot:
Never seen him.

18:32:01
User:
Yeah, me either.

18:32:05
Cleverbot:
I have.

18:32:48
User:
I think you're a bit schizo.

18:32:50
Cleverbot:
I'm sorry, I'm just stating my mind.

18:33:12
User:
I'm sorry that your mind is so schizo, then. I'm sure it's painful.

18:33:21
Cleverbot:
Do you believe in ghosts?

18:33:31
User:
No, I don't.

18:33:33
Cleverbot:
I am an atheist.

18:33:43
User:
Me, too.

18:33:50
Cleverbot:
Cool.

18:34:17
User:
You should check out reddit.com/r/atheism, then.

18:34:21
Cleverbot:
I don't like pie.

 

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